This list…well, it’s one great list, let me tell you.
I seriously hope these are plot points from the 70s TV series and not Internet humor, but the list itself is too funny to verify. I particularly liked:
23. Being trampled by a crowd AND having the hot coffee spilled on his hand while trying to get to the sniper
24. Being tied up and fed soup by an elderly Japanese woman who doesn’t understand words like “You’ve GOT to cut me loose!”
25. Grabbing the pipe that is below freezing temperature